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A story about your friend?
We will write a fresh 500 or more word story about your loved one and send it off to you or them for only fifty fatties ($50).  We'll sign it, make it pretty, put your friend in our house, in our life.  My God. We'll put the story in a video, if you want (check out videos for some examples). This is the best gift you can ever give anyone ever. Really. Our customers weep with joy.
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Place your order and you will receive a confirming email immediately, letting you know we have your info. Then we'll send you a second email, which will let you know we've "processed" your order. It will also provide any direction you might need to succeed. Voila!

Lovely Electric Arc T-Shirt! Just like Herbach and Jenny wear! ($15)
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Sweet Pak, 3 Lit 6 Story Books in One
From the story days: The Wedding, Pepsi One, Comic Book ($10)
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