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We are a functioning household that holds nightly smack downs,
literary-style, in the living room.
There are four of us and... yes, we live together. Why?
We don't know. We were planning to make art.
Maybe we do make art. We do, in fact, live fiction. Breathe it. We spend our time together, making
stories for you. It's true, we're often inebriated, headachy,
weeping and unhappy.
Sometimes it hurts so bad to wake up in the morning. So bad. But, listen, we
do, every morning, and we write, because we love you.
Sometimes,
we hate each other.
That doesn't stop us from holding the most marvelous writing
classes or from producing our most beautiful radio show, The
Electric Arc. Hate can be good. It can be motivational.
Actually, hate is very very bad. Don't hate.
We don't hate you. No. We love you. Here's some
information about the four of us so maybe we can have a
relationship.
She
is Stephanie Wilbur Ash
Stephanie Wilbur Ash spent her formative years sucking on a chilidog
outside a Tastee Freeze. Nothing happened. Later she read Sartre
while working as a bank teller until she was fired because
her cash drawer was often unexplainably short by several thousands
of dollars. She disappeared, resurfacing in Mexico running
peyote by jet ski across the Gulf armed only with a spear she
fashioned from her existentialist books and held together by
the spit of her many lovers, all of whom were jobless poets.
She won the hearts of the Lit6Project in a Key Largo sports
bar after beating Geoff in a bikini contest by reciting an
original oration defending post-postmodernism while untying
her top with her toes. She was only admitted into the group
when she promised to trade her life of crime for the writing
life, which turned out to be pretty much the same thing anyway.
She still grifts periodically.
He
is Brady Bergeson
Brady Bergeson is of the earth. He sprouted fully grown from the rich,
fertile soils of the prairie and learned to walk in fifty-mile-per-hour
winds. To this day he is extremely hard to knock over. His first short
story, "The Super Song of James J. Dilly Wilson and His Friend Hubert L.
Spinkle," was composed during Mrs. Johansen's second-grade handwriting
class. When it was rejected by the Paris Review, he vowed never to write
again. Decades passed and his pen never touched paper. He refused to
sign checks and fill out job applications. Then one day, while sitting
in on a city planning commission meeting, as was his hobby, he was
stirred by a whip smart female engineer who spoke of road grades and
bituminous rock with great passion. He immediately demanded the use of a
writing utensil and wrote his first novel, "The City Engineer," on the
back of the meeting's agenda. He became a member of the Lit 6 Project
when they moved into the house above the basement where he lived. He
writes stories, plays and longer works of fiction.
He
is Geoff Herbach
Herbach, as he goes by, was born in a small Wisconsin town to a mixed Jewish/Lutheran couple.
Life was never easy. His town was built entirely over old lead mines, which
collapsed when it rained too much. The earth swallowed whole
homes. In his early twenties Herbach found himself without recourse,
so he moved into a dumpster behind a big city McDonald's. It was there he learned to write.
By year two, he'd completed his first novel in crayon on the insides of Quarter Pounder wrappers. Unfortunately, the work was lost to a grease fire. Sam and Geoff
met at a Vegan convention in 2002. They founded the Lit 6 Project while attempting
to sing "Summer Loving" at a Karaoke bar. When not fist fighting his
roommates or hugging them or running nude wind sprints on the city block where they live, Geoff
writes novels and musicals and other stuff.
He
is Sam Osterhout
Kansas is where the Sam Osterhout seedling was sown, in those fertile mid-70’s,
among the wheat and grain elevators on the prairie. That seedling grew, multiplied,
cell-by-cell, grew thumbs and hands and other miscellaneous body parts, and was
reaped in November 1976 in Wichita. He was born with six fingers. In 1999, after
having his sixth finger surgically removed, he moved to Minneapolis and began
writing under the pseudonym Vagina Woolf. Copies of his books under that pseudonym
are still around, including To the Lickhouse and Mrs, Dallywacker, although extremely
rare and hard to find. In 2002, he began Live Lit, which was the pre-cursor to
the Lit 6 Project. The idea that would become Lit 6 was there. It was a seed.
When Osterhout met Geoff Herbach at a Vegan Convention the seed began to sprout.
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